My cousin is the best. Your arguments are invalid.
She sent me a MLP calendar (which features my fave pony ever on my birthday month- just saying), a super cool 3D art pad (I’ll be honest, I’m mostly pleased I now own white 3D glasses so I can put them on and recite tenth Doctor lines), chocolate (melted, so its in the fridge), and a page of doodles that are hilarious and feature Se’vre, Allan, Ripper and another bloke who’s name I can’t remember at present.
In short-
THANK YOU EM. Made my DAY!
